Sick Call Ranger is a veteran-owned military apparel brand creating vulgar, dark humor, and patriotic clothing for veterans, service members, first responders, and patriotic Americans.

Our military apparel is inspired by real service, dark humor, and the off-duty mindset that never really shuts off. From military humor t-shirts to everyday veteran clothing, each piece is designed to reflect the culture, camaraderie, and sarcasm that come with serving.

This isn’t generic patriotic clothing. Sick Call Ranger exists for those who understand the language, the jokes, and the lifestyle that comes with military service. Whether you’re active duty, a veteran, or someone who supports those who serve, our veteran apparel represents authenticity over trends.

Veteran-owned. Mission-driven. No expiration date.