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Sick Call Ranger

"I Have Shin Splints" Military T-Shirt

"I Have Shin Splints" Military T-Shirt

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"I Have Shin Splints" Military T-Shirt
Because nothing says “I’m tough” like hobbling around with your legs screaming at you. Shin splints: the unofficial souvenir of every run you thought you’d survive unscathed. Perfect for the warrior who’s mastered the art of pretending the pain isn’t real—while secretly plotting how to skip the next PT. Comfortable enough for limping through life, sarcastic enough to let everyone know you’re definitely not a quitter... even if your shins disagree.

This shirt was made for veterans and service members who never fully clock out. Designed with military humor and everyday wear in mind, this Sick Call Ranger tee delivers comfort, durability, and authenticity.

As a veteran-owned apparel brand, we create military clothing that reflects real service — the sarcasm, camaraderie, and shared experiences that don’t disappear once the uniform comes off. Whether you’re at the range, the gym, or out on the weekend, this veteran t-shirt speaks without you having to explain it.

Crafted from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this military-inspired shirt is built for everyday wear. It’s not a costume. It’s not a trend. It’s a staple for veterans, active duty personnel, first responders, and those who support them.

Wear it off duty. Live it always.


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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