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"Lieutenant’s Brain" Military T-Shirt
"Lieutenant’s Brain" Military T-Shirt
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$25.99 USD
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"Lieutenant’s Brain" Military T-Shirt
A classic joke with a tactical twist—this shirt brings the barracks humor to life. Featuring the line "Left side: nothing right. Right side: nothing left," it’s a lighthearted jab every service member will recognize. Built for comfort and durability, this tee is perfect for off-duty laughs, unit PT, or just poking fun at the chain of command. Whether you're enlisted or a salty vet, this one’s for the troops who know: sometimes you’ve just gotta laugh through the ranks.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
A classic joke with a tactical twist—this shirt brings the barracks humor to life. Featuring the line "Left side: nothing right. Right side: nothing left," it’s a lighthearted jab every service member will recognize. Built for comfort and durability, this tee is perfect for off-duty laughs, unit PT, or just poking fun at the chain of command. Whether you're enlisted or a salty vet, this one’s for the troops who know: sometimes you’ve just gotta laugh through the ranks.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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