"Read Out Loud" Military T-Shirt

"Read Out Loud" Military T-Shirt
Not for the faint of heart—or the easily offended. This shirt looks innocent... until someone reads it out loud. That’s when the fun (and the blushing) starts. Designed for those who live dangerously on and off duty, this tee brings locker-room humor to life with a clever, risqué twist. Made with rugged cotton and a bold attitude, it's a guaranteed conversation starter (or ender). Perfect for off-duty antics, barracks banter, or messing with the new recruits. Wear it loud. Wear it proud.

This shirt was made for veterans and service members who never fully clock out. Designed with military humor and everyday wear in mind, this Sick Call Ranger tee delivers comfort, durability, and authenticity.

As a veteran-owned apparel brand, we create military clothing that reflects real service — the sarcasm, camaraderie, and shared experiences that don’t disappear once the uniform comes off. Whether you’re at the range, the gym, or out on the weekend, this veteran t-shirt speaks without you having to explain it.

Crafted from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this military-inspired shirt is built for everyday wear. It’s not a costume. It’s not a trend. It’s a staple for veterans, active duty personnel, first responders, and those who support them.

Wear it off duty. Live it always.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!